Wanted: TV host, £220 per shift, three days a week, good in front of the camera… and be happy to work semi-naked.
Jobcentre Plus is fulfilling its duty to advertise any legal job – this one just happens to be for the host of a TV porn channel.
The advert on the Jobcentre Plus website states: “Duties involve explicit sexual dialogue which may cause embarrassment to some. The successful applicant (will be) required to be semi-nude.
“Duties will involve working on a well-known adult TV channel… Must have good spoken communication skills as will be taking calls from the general public live on air.”
The position is, of course, open to male or female applicants. All in the interests of diversity. I can’t imagine too many blokes being happy when they switch on the adult channels late at night and see some bloke in his pants answering the phone.
Guru will take it upon himself to monitor the situation to make sure this adult channel gets the right woman for the job. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it.